You just can’t make this stuff up… Rumor has it that Pamela Anderson (The Queen Of Big Tits) is dating Michael “The Molester” Jackson (The King Of Pop). Now there’s a weird couple for you.

Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson

It appears that Jackson has been on a string of dates with Anderson and the two have been secretly meeting in Malibu. Sources told Celeb Gossip Kings that:  “They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

“They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. He seemed genuinely interested in Pamela,” the source said.

Has Jackson lost his taste for young boys.. or is he actually just after her son Dylan Jagger, 10!

In order to “Stimulate” business in face of “Stiff” competition in the Shipping industry Brown is trying out some New Uniforms. Now I would want to be home to Personally accept this Delivery!

 I’ve Got Your Package!

It’s Been Confirmed: Actress Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren (Studly) have decided on a name for their newborn baby daughter, Honor Marie Warren.

Jessica’s brother Josh Alba told E! Online: “Jessica did everything natural. It was all natural. It went really well.” “She is gorgeous. She looks just like my sister. “We are all just ecstatic. She definitely looks like an Alba to me.”

Celeb Gossip Kings want to congratulate the lucky couple!

The defense in the R. Kelly child porno trial rested their case yesterday in Chicago. R. Kelly denies all 14 charges including and owning child pornography.

The case is based on a bootleg video  tape Kelly recorded having sex with a 13 girl. Now 23, she told a grand jury it isn’t her on the tape.Kelly’s lawyers say the tape is a fake.

The prosecution has a witness who testified she took part in a threesome with Kelly and the then-underage girl . Sounds like he’s Dirty!

But hey, anythings possible, look at OJ!

Actor Bill Murray’s wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, recently claimed in divorce papers that the actor is a “Violent Pot and Alcohol Addict” — but police documents show that Mrs. Murray has seemed to be very drunk at times herself, and was said to have gotten “physical” with her children.

She’s Lucky I Didn’t Kill Her!

It also alleges that Murray physically abused his wife, “hit her in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her’. ”

Drunken Bitch Deserved It!

Jennifer Butler-Murray evidently has quite the rep in the Murray’s Charleston, South Carolina suburban neighborhood as a chronic, abusive boozer — according to court documents obtained by The New York Post.

She allegedly got plastered, sending her children running to a neighbor’s house for help, a police report said. “They informed me that their mother had been drinking heavily and had [become] physical with them.” (What A Bitch!)

Sounds Like A Totally Screwed Up Family

Singer Amy Winehouse Crack Head boyfriend Alex Haines has been kicked out of her “Metropolitan Management” team. He has been caught on film smoking Crack.

A source revealed that: “There’s no mistaking from looking at the film that he was taking drugs. “Gee, What A Shocker!

Winehouse who was desperate for a hit, was apparently so shook up that she locked herself up in a secluded room with an 8-Ball and a new Pipe.

Winehouse has been banging the Howdie Doodie Boy while her Husband “Blake Incarcerated!” is doin’ a stretch in the Slammer.

In other medical news:

O.J. Simpson’s latest girlfriend Christie Prody has narowly escaped death. Miami Police sources said that, at 4:40 a.m on May 10, Prody’s car broke down on Miami’s Don Shula Expressway where She was struck by a car as she attempted to walk for help.

Sources report that Prody, 32, was airlifted to Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center, where she remains in the critical care unit with two broken legs.

Many questions are unanswered, was she drunk, what was she doing at 4:40 AM, was ”The Juice” Driving the Car that hit her ?

After his bout with pain killers and the law Rush Limbaugh, who managed to escape jail time is back in the news for his Drug Abuse. Celeb Gossip Kings have the Inside Scoop!

It seems his Apple computers were malfunctioning and the commentator complained on his show about it. Then in no time flat Apple techs had his computers fixed. A pissed off Mac user on the CNN Forum complained about his Special Treatment.

Quote: “And to think an Oxycontin-popping person like Rush Limbaugh is able to get “special treatment”! I am incensed!”

Hey as long as he promotes the computers on his show why not!

Well “Ditto Heads” they don’t call him “Rush” for nothing. So what if he needs a little something to help make it through the day, you probably would too, if you had to deal with the Morons that call into his show!

We say: “Send him a bottle of of whatever he wants…
And throw in a few extra Viagra’s while your at it!”