Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!
Just Don't Let Hillary Know!
McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!
The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!
So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?
Former President Bill Clinton in a statement released by his spokesman Matt McCenna said: `President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next president of the United States.”
So Clinton did what he does best and Hooked “Osama” up with some Hookers!
(We’ll Do Aaaanything For You Baby!)
Now Osama’s off to the Super 8 withthe new Obama Girls! Does this mean the Romance Is OverWith Hillary… (What about their Secret Sex Tape?)
The Deli was first to report the Sex Scandal between these two. Well, looks like they are at it again…
Former First Lady, and Presidential Candidate, Senator Hillary Clintonjoins “Osama” Obama on the campaign trail next week. Rumor has it they “Burried The Hatchet” and “Consumated their Re-Union” with a Summit Meeting at the Super 8 Motel.
Barky Rocks Hilly’s World!
The meeting was secretely recorded and Celeb Gossip Kings has acquired the Secret Sex Tapes from an unnamed source. Runors of these 2 being Gay and Lesbian may be true but it appears they are definitely Bisexual.
There were no sign of Crack Cocaine or any other Drugs on this revealing Sex Tape! We haven’t had this much fun since Bill Clintonwas (allegedly) Banging Gena Girshon.
Things can get a little lonely on the Campaign Trail. It’s rumored that in a quiet moment behind the scenes, “Osama” Obama actually made the moves on Hillary .
“But I’m Gay – So Am I”
Did they actually “Do It” we may never know. Sources close to the Presidential Contenders deny it! Looks like this Sex Scandal may be over before it even gets started… (Good Idea Though!)
Obama secures “magic number” of delegates he needs to secure the Democratic Presidential Nomination . In a speech at the in St Paul-Minneapolis on the same stage the Republicans will use for their convention showpiece later in the year, Senator “Osama” Obama has declared: “Tonight I can stand before you and say that I will be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.”
“Tonight we mark the end of one historic journey with the beginning of another – a journey that will bring a new and better day to America,” he has said. “America, this is our moment. This is our time.”
Tonight we mark the end of one historic journey with the beginning of another – a journey that will bring a new and better day to America. Tonight I can stand before you and say that I will be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.”
Obama praised Hillary Clinton saying: “She’s a leader who inspires millions of Americans with her strength, her courage and her commitment to the causes that brought us her.”
“Our party and our country are better off because of her, and I am a better candidate for having had the honor to compete with Hillary Clinton.”
Clinton is not ready to concede defeat. Addressing her supporters in New York, she said: “This has been a long campaign and I will be making no decisions tonight.” As far as the prospect of being Obama Running Mate, she has reportedly said she was “open to it” if it would help the party’s prospects in November. Have she got a Turban?
In response Senator John McCain Ripps Obama in his speach, “Why does Sen. Obama believe it’s so important to repeat that idea over and over again? Because he knows it’s very difficult to get Americans to believe something they know is false” Yeah Right!
“Osama” says: “We’re going to celebrate tonight” Although there was no mention of Drugs or Gay SexScandal in his speach, Rumor has it “Osama” aids went down to Lake St to score an 8-Ball!
Admitted Crack Smoking Presidential candidate Barak “Osama”Obama announced in a news conference yesterday in Aberdeen, S.D., that he is leaving Trinity United Church. “This is not a decision I came to lightly, and frankly it’s one that I make with some sadness”.
Osama and his Buddy Reverend Wright!
His resignation came just more than a month after Osama denounced former Trinity pastor and good buddy the Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
The final straw came when the new Trinity Rev. Michael Pfleger, delivered a sermon at the church ridiculing Hillary Clinton.
“While Hillary was crying and people said that was a put-on, I really don’t believe it was put on,” said Pfleger, who is a white guy. “I really believe that she just always thought this is mine. I’m Bill’s wife, I’m white and this is mine.”
When asked about his drug use Obama has admitted he Smokes Crack. At least the guy is honest! Seems like everyone has used drugs in the past, so what’s the Big Deal?
Omaba On Crack!
On Oprah’s Show, Barack Obama, after being pressured, finally confessed to doing “blow” and hard drugs, which we later found out to be crack. Yet, this confession barely has made the mainstream news.
From The Drudge Report: In his book Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance, Sen. Barack Obama admitted to trying cocaine in his youth. “I got high [to] push questions of who I was out of my mind,” he wrote.
Watch this Incredible Chris Matthews Video
You Be The Judge!
The main stream media seems to have buried this story but Celeb Gossip Kings readers have the right to know! After the Gay Sex Tape Scandal this is looking bad for Obama. Hillary Clinton, who has her own problems with the Lesbian Scandal, could not be reached for comment.
Seems like the Hillary Clinton (HD) campaign has taken a turn for the better since we first reported her Sex Tape Scandal. Now, the rumor, which first surfaced last summer, is gaining momentum that HD is Gay. Celeb Gossip Kings cannot confirm or deny this one yet, but here is the object of her affection.
Hillary Clinton – Huma Abedin
Michelle Cottle writes in the Aug. 13, 2007 New York magazine: “Huma Abedin, Hillary’s beautiful, enigmatic “body person,” spends nearly every waking minute with Hillary and so has the best sense of her daily rhythms and routines.”
Personally we’re all for it!
But will it get her Votes with the Gay Community?
