Hefner Girlfriend Split

Like “Who Really Cares” – Looks like one of Hefs 7 Girlfriends is Ditching out. Holly Madison, one of E!’s “The Girls Next Door,” is no longer dating the 82 year old Playboy Hugh Hefner.  Hef says he’s been “down in the dumps” about the split.

Holly Madison Naked!

Apparently Holly was depressed when she learned the pair would never get married or have children. Yeah Right! “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over,” Hefner said in a telephone interview Wednesday. “She’s still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed.” At 30 Madison may just be getting too old for him.

Hef better load up on the Viagra, as he is looking to recruit some new girlfriends to cheer himself up, and has his eye on 19-year-old Playmate twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. What a sick Bastard!

Hugh Heffner Still Gets It Up

Here’s another old All American Bozo, that’s still going Strong at 82 Hugh Hefner the Playboy Pajama Prince still getting it on. How does he do it? Lots of Viagra!

Hugh Hefner
“OK Girls The Viagra’s Kicking In”

Now with his demise of his Reality TV Show Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door, what’s next for the aging King Of The Playboys

Celeb Gossip Kings have learned that Hef has secured the Crypt next to Marlyn Monroe, at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery, and plans to start a new Reality TV show, “Sex From The Crypt“. Sounds exciting Hef!

(Thanks to Hef for contributing this weeks Mystery Butt!)