The John McCain campaign has received a lot of flack lately for spending money for the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin “Make Over“. We think it was money well spent!

Sarah Palin Make Over (Small Butt)

We think the new look is Hot! Although, that Ass is a little small for our taste… next time you might consider some Kardashian Butt Implants!

Sources colse the the John McCain campaign say that Sarah Palin Has “Gone Wild”. Some think the campaign has made her go Hollywood. “She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser. “She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.

Sarah Palin Goes Wild!

“Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

Actually we think Palin and McCain should switch, let Palin run for Rresident, and McCain can be the VP!

No wonder John McCain is so obsessed with Joe The Plumber. Even an Old Fart like McCain needs to clean out the pipes once in a while!

Joe The Plumber

It was a Showdown Tuesday Night when U.S. presidential candidates Barack “Osama” Obama and John “Boy” McCain had their second so called debate on economy Tuesday night at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn.

Obama McCain Debate

Both Candidates showed their stuff – and then proceded to Rip Each Other. Some polls suggests Wednesday that “Osama” Obama won the second U.S. presidential debate against opponent John Boy Tuesday night. Others suggest that They both were A Couple Of Losers!

Obama McCain Debate 02

Personally, we would like to see them battle it out in “The Cage” on WWE Monday Night Raw! (Call Vince McMahon)

Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!

Just Don't Let Hillary Know!

McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!

The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!

So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?

In an effort to spark some life into the fledging “Osama” Obama Campaign, our girl Oprah has decided to drop a couple of Bombs of her own!

Oprah Topless - Wooh -Them Some Big Hooters!

In an effort clearly aimed at Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate, who has been getting all the media attention lately, Oprah has come out in a big way to support her Bammy!

When asked her opinion about the Palin Hacked Yahoo Account, Oprah is rumored to have said “Hack This Bitch”!

Now.. Now.. Girls!

Osama Obama has done it this time, and let his guard down. So what speech writer wrote this crap? In a recent interview, Bammy stated John McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate was like putting Lipstick On A Pig.

Obama Calls Palin Lipstick On A Pig

So, was Bammy’s statement that McCain’s attempt to portray his campaign as the one that will reform Washington amounts to “putting lipstick on a pig” just an outrageous, sexist dig at Sarah Palin, as the McCain team says? Or was there more to it than that… Hmmm

Who knows, we say let the chips fall where they may! Bammy said it, take it for what it’s worth, he’s Running Scared and the Gloves Are Off. You can bet the Obama camp will any kind of ridiculous shit they can think of! At least he didn’t say Palin Is Worthless As Tits On A Hog!

Who would have imagined this Alaskan Hockey Mom – Sarah Palin, would be running for Vice President of the United States. This is a real life Cinderella Story, and our girl Sara is now all dressed up and ready to go to the Inaugural Ball.

Yes Sports Fans - Sarah Palin Has Boobs!

Sara Palin Shows Off Her Ball Gown!

We think she has what it takes to Go All The Way! Presidential candidate John McCain made one of the best moves he could ever make when he picked Palin as his running mate. This has put some real excitement in the McCain Campaign! Now only time will tell, but we may be looking at the next Vice President of the United States!

The “Osama” Obama camp is running scared, and we can see why. Bammy will have to pull out some heavy shit to compete with this! Maybe an Oprah Centerfold in Playboy (Get Hef on the phone!)