Celebrity Gossip – News – Rumors
September 17th, 2008 — Celebs, Drugs, John McCain, Package
The answer is none of the above, this old fart
apparently just has a gigantic package!
So who is this guy anyway? Dick Maxwell, who we hear is part of the John McCain Staff enjoying some time off between campaign stops! Looks like he would be a popular guy at Parties!
September 16th, 2008 — Actress, Celeb Gossip, Celeb Photos, Celebs, Cocaine, Crack, Drugs, Gay, John McCain, Lesbian, Lesbo, Lindsay Lohan, Politics, Samantha Ronson, Sex Scandal
Our Favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan and her man Sam Ronson have launched a vicious internet attack on US Vice President candidate Sarah Palin blasting her as a narrow-minded homophobe Bitch, and, asking: “Is it a sin to be Gay?”
She Can Suck It!
The Loving Couple posted a joint message on their MySpace pages blasting Palin as a ‘narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe’.
( >> Lindsay Lohan My Space Page)
“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin,” Lohan wrote. “Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? … I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States only four years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be.”
Lohan (Who likes to Suck It) ends the rant by quoting that great Canadian stateswoman, Pamela Anderson, who once said, “She can suck it!”
Ronson, who can’t vote anyway because she’s not a U.S. citizen, begged her American friends to do their research, “and if you’re in doubt — vote for Obama!”
“Osama” Obama who is involved in his own Crack Cocaine and Gay Sex Scandal, could not be reached for comment!
There is no response from the John McCain / Sarah Palin campaign as of yet!
September 14th, 2008 — Barack Obama, Celeb Gossip, Celeb Photos, Celebs, Cocaine, Crack, Gay, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin, Sex, Sex Scandal, Sexy Photos
The “Osama” Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.
Stick It You Know Where Bammy!
Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and distractions to the American people.
Palin is one tough cookie, and has told Obama and his Goons, to Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine. (And some of them may actually like it!)
We Say – Way To Go Girl!
Obama Gay Sex & Drugs Scandal >> Barack On Crack
September 12th, 2008 — Barak Obama, Books, Breast, John McCain, Nipple Slip, Nipples, Oprah, Politics, Sarah Palin
The National Enquirer has put a $100,000 bounty out on Sarah Palin’s Nipples. We think this is “Outrageous” these babies should be worth a lot more than that… of course, Celeb Gossip Kings have the Exclusive!
Sarah Palin Nipples!
John McCain Vice Presidential Running Mate Sarah Palin shows she has all the “Right Stuff”! (Any Boob can see that). We also believe in Tit for Tat, fair is fair, so we will be showing Nipple shots of Osama Obama’s running mate Oprah!
And as always, The-Deli will keep you a Breast of the latest political developments as they happen.
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September 8th, 2008 — Celeb Gossip, Celeb Photos, Celebs, John McCain, Politics
Alaska Governor and John McCain Vice Presidential Running Mate Sarah Palin Is Our Girl. The more we learn about her the more we like her!
Sara Palin (Bikini) All American
It is OK for a Vice Presidential Candidate (Sarah Palin) to be in a Bikini, why not she looks Hot! Looks like the “Osama” Obama camp is running Scared. Watch for a new promotion with Oprah in a Bikini!
September 7th, 2008 — Celeb Gossip, Celeb Photos, Celebs, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin
At first we were a little disappointed about John McCain’s choice for Vice President, 44 year old Sarah Palin. But after we looked a little closer we really started liking her!
Sarah Palin Lookin Hot!
She’s a Hottie! Besides that, she’s got the OIL! “There is more oil in the North Slope of Alaska than in Saudi Arabia, enough to supply the US for the next 200 years! (Lindsay Williams, noted Author/Speaker).
September 7th, 2008 — Celeb Gossip, John McCain, Oprah, Politics, Sarah Palin
In response to Oprah refusing to have her on the show, Sarah Palin says she wouldn’t mind one more Moose Head trophy on the wall!
Sarah Palin Moose Hunt!
Sarah Palin likes a good Moose Hunt, and she has no problem gutting them and making Moose Burgers out of them!
The TV Talk Show host Winfrey wouldn’t stand a chance against this Rough and Tough lady.
Should Oprah be scared… When asked about Palin’s love for Moose Hunting John McCain’s people could not be reached for comment.
September 7th, 2008 — Barack Obama, Celeb Gossip, Celeb Photos, John McCain, Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, Politics, Sarah Palin, TV
Oprah has refused to have Sarah Palin on her show – saying she had no interest in sharing her TV couch with the popular Alaska Governor.
Bitch Aint Comin On My Show!
The daytime-TV talk queen said it was highly unlikely she’d have the self-proclaimed “hockey mom” appear alongside her.
There have been rumors that Winfrey, who appeared at the Democratic convention in Denver last month, may be considered as Osama Obama’s Vice Presidential Running Mate.
She threw her support behind Obama last year – the first time she had ever made such a public endorsement of a political candidate. She and Obama have appeared together, drawing huge crowds in December in New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina.
We think Oprah is just jealous, as Sara Palin is John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate!
