A crazed fan of Lindsay Lohan was arrested early on Wednesday after pushing past a nightclub security guard and trying to grab the 22 year old actress, police said.

Phoenix resident Daniel Patrick Combs, 38, lunged at Lohan and her “Man” Sam Ronson, outside Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona, police said in a statement. Hey Dude – didn’t you get the memo- she ain’t interested in men …

Combs was detained for a time and later released after being booked on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge. Police say our favorite Lesbians, Lohan and  Ronson were trying to leave the Jackrabbit Lounge nightclub and security guards were trying to hold back the crowd.

“The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’ ” the club’s owner, Dan Wierck, told a local ABC affiliate.

The bouncers told police that’s when the 38-year-old fan tried to get around them, pushed one of the guards and became disruptive. Just take one look at this guy and you can tell he’s a Total Moron!

44 year old actor Keanu Reeves is being sued by a pesky paparazzo Alison Silva who claims he was seriously injured while shooting photos of Reeves behind the wheel of his Porsche.

Matrix Man – Keanu Reeves

The lawyer for Silva contends Reeves struck the photographer with his car, causing him to fall to the ground. Reeves’ attorneys aid the photographer repeatedly changed his story depending on whether he was talking to paramedics, a deputy or doctors.

“Mr. Silva, during the course of that night, has told at least five different versions of what happened,” Gerisch said during opening statements.

Tragedy strikes Academy Award winning 27year old actress Jennifer Hudson’s mother, Darnell Hudson Donerson, 57, and  brother,  Jason S. Hudson, 29 were shot and killed in their Chicago home.

Jennifer Hudson Mother Murdered!

The bodies were discovered at at 2:44 PM Friday at 7019 S. Yale in Chicago’s Englewood neighborhood.
First responders arrived and summoned police to the crime scene.  Police spokeswoman Monique Bond said the double murders appear to be the result of domestic dispute …

Rumor is: an argument over a car being sold sparked the conflagration. The missing boy’s mother works as a bus driver and has not been seen.

A suspect: William Balfour, has been taken into custody. Balfour is currently out on parole after serving time for attempted murder. Police have issued an APB for Hudson’s 7-year-old nephew Julian King who may have been abducted by William Balfour. Reportedly, Balfour listed Hudson’s mother’s address as his residence within the last year.

Husdon was one of the finalists on the third season of the FOX television series American Idol.

A side note: Hudson has an Awesone Big Butt!

What Goes Around….

Late last night a jury convicted 61 year old former Pro Football Star, O.J. Simpson of Armed Robbery and Kidnapping. Ironically it was 13 years to the day after he was acquitted of Murdering his ex-wife Nichole Brown-Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, in Los Angeles.

OJ Simpson Is Guilty!

Where was the “Dream Team” when he needed them? Looks like OJ doesn’t have many friends left. Most people we have talked to feel that Simpson got away with Murder, and is finally getting what’s coming to him!

Simpson and his co defendant, Clarence Stewart, were both convicted on all 12 counts. As the court clerk read “guilty” 24 times shortly before 11 p.m., Simpson grimaced and then nodded slightly… he knew his ass was grass! Simpson faces a possible life sentence.

Simpson was alleged to be the mastermind of the robbery of two Sports Collectibles dealers in a hotel room in Vegas. Simpson and Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen crimes, including armed robbery and kidnapping, which carries a potential life sentence.

Rumor has it Britney Spears scumbag ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is said to be shopping a Sex Tape, to the highest bidder. We hear Spears is trying to buy the Raunchy Sex Video herself, just so it doesn’t show up on the internet.

Britney Spears Sex Video

Now Ghalib is denying the whole thing. In a recent interview with Star Magazine the former Paparazzo Bozo said: “There is no sex tape,” and I’ve never claimed there is one.” (Yeah Right!)

“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Ghalib. “What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”

“There is no sex tape,”  and that is the end of the matter”

It seems to never end for Rapper / Actor DMX, who was extradited from Florida yesterday by authorities sent back to Jail In Arizona on an outstanding warrant.

 DMX Back In Jail In Arizona

 The rapper recently plead Guilty In Miami to Drug Possession for Cocaine and Weed, and sentenced to time served and fined. Officials in Arizona then had 15 business days to obtain DMX or he would have been able to leave the state of Florida on OR (own recognizance).

DMX is facing 11 charges of animal cruelty and Drug Possession in Arizona and is currently being held on a $25,000 bond.

So what’s up with the highest paid celebrity in Hollywood? It seems that Oprah’s Mom, Vernita Lee has ditched out on her bill at the high end fashion store Valentina.

I’m Could Wring Your Neck Mom!

Could it be because her “Cold Hearted” daughter Oprah Cut Her Off, and Kicked Her To The Curb…

Looks like Mom racked up a bill of $155,547.31. Come on, that’s chump change for her Billionaire daughter Oprah. So why is it Oprah Hangs Her Mom Out To Dry?

Valentina lawyer Joseph Niebler said they tried to resolve the bill amicably but poor Mom will have to hire a lawyer to fight the claim.

As “Osama” Obama’s potential Vice Presidential Running Mate, can Oprah afford the Scandal?  Well we don’t know and nobody’s talking.

Local media reached Mom by phone but she declined to comment.

48 year old actress Mackenzie Phillips was released from jail pending a hearing on Tuesday. Phillips was busted in Wednsday at Los Angeles International Airport after allegedly trying to sneak Heroin and Cocaine on the plane.

“This Really Sucks!”

Phillips posted $10,000 bail after she had spent nearly two full days in police custody following her arrest.

“She was being screened by airport security when a small amount of what appeared to be heroin and cocaine were found on her person,” Sgt. Jim Holcomb said. “She was arrested at about 10 a.m. and is still in custody.”

He added: “The substances were found in balloons and baggies.

Oh well… better Stash your Stash a little better next time!