A crazed fan of Lindsay Lohan was arrested early on Wednesday after pushing past a nightclub security guard and trying to grab the 22 year old actress, police said.

Phoenix resident Daniel Patrick Combs, 38, lunged at Lohan and her “Man” Sam Ronson, outside Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona, police said in a statement. Hey Dude – didn’t you get the memo- she ain’t interested in men …

Combs was detained for a time and later released after being booked on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge. Police say our favorite Lesbians, Lohan and  Ronson were trying to leave the Jackrabbit Lounge nightclub and security guards were trying to hold back the crowd.

“The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’ ” the club’s owner, Dan Wierck, told a local ABC affiliate.

The bouncers told police that’s when the 38-year-old fan tried to get around them, pushed one of the guards and became disruptive. Just take one look at this guy and you can tell he’s a Total Moron!

Our favorite Lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and her man Sam Ronson to get engaged in Paris. The happy couple fly out from London today for a mini break to Paris – where the famous Lesbo Lovers will choose their rings.

Lindsay Lohan Sam Ronson Engaged

Is there Wedding Bells in their future… Lohan who has finally admitted to the Lesbian Affair with Ronson in the latest issue of “Harper’s Bazaar“  is quoted as saying:

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan revealed. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

There is some speculation that Lohan may be confused about her Sexuality. Is she Gay or Bi-Sexual. The “So Called” relationship experts say Lohan may actually be confused about her sexual identity and may just need some time to work out who she is and what she wants from an intimate relationship. (Yeah Right!)

We say Go For It Girl!

Our favorite Lesbian Couple – Lindsay Lohan and her man Samantha Ronson having some Halloween fun at Disneyland. Love the hats!

Samantha Ronson – Lindsay Lohan

26 year old Golden Globe nominated Actress Kirsten Dunst who recently got out of Rehab, talks about her experience. Dunst was at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah earlier this year, saying that she sought help for depression, not for Drugs or Alcohol Abuse. (Yeah Right!)

Kirsten-Dunst-Topless

Rumor has it Dunst was acting bizarre and would just take off her clothes anywhere, anytime. A source close to Dunst said “She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in and she was acting really erratic.”

“She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She’s not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

There was no mention of any specific Drugs, but we would guess it may have been Cocaine and Weed (What Else).

Dunst was in good company, Eva Mendes, who also likes to run around Naked, is currently at Cirque undergoing rehab. our favorite Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora were also former patients there.

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Our favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan told the British edition of Marie Claire (UK) that she wants to be a mother someday, so she’s going to pull an Angelina Jolie.

Ooh Mama ... Lindsay Lohan Boobs

Lohan and her Man Samantha Ronson have a bulldog named Cadillac… but “At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well,” she says. “A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”  Her Breasts swell, and Nipples stiffen when she talks about this…

“Lindsay told Sam that she’s been feeling more and more maternal in the past few months and she wants to get pregnant,” an inside source revealed. “Sam was completely overjoyed, because starting a family with Lindsay is a dream come true for her.”

Talking about her star tattoo on her hand, she says, (Her Man) “Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. (a little heart ) And she got this…”

Yes she is in love and wants to have a baby, “Um, people can think what they want. I’m really happy, and that’s all that matters.” We think she would make a good Mommy!

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Actress Lindsay Lohan and her Man Samantha Ronson  get an early start on their Honeymoon. The 2 Lesbian Lovebirds, who are rumored to be engaged, enjoy some fun in the sun in Los Cabos, Mexico.

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Beach Party!

You couldn’t make this crazy stuff up…

Never a dull moment in the life of our favorite 22 year old Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan says is said to be “terrified” her 48-year-old father will harm her. She says dad “Michael Lohan” should be “On Drugs” to stop him publicly shaming her (and acting like a complete bozo).

Lindsay and "Daddy Dearest" Michael Lohan!

A source close to the Lesbo star said: “Lindsay is going to take out a Restraining Order against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”

It’s really no big suprise as Lohans parents are slightly whacked anyway. Michael – who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina Lohan (Who is a Total Nut Job) – has also driven away the rest of his family with his behavior and attitude.

Sources said: “Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”

Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”

Lohans Lesbian partner Samantha Ronson, who looks like she (He?) has a lot of experience being On Drugs,  has offered to hook him up with some Good Shit!

22 year old actress Megan Fox said that she was in love with a beautiful young Stripper who regularly gave her lap dances. Wow, that kinda sounds like  Angelina Jolie…

Megan Fox Lesbian Affair!

In an interview with GQ Magazine she said: “‘Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at a strip club on Sunset Boulevard.  I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

When asked about the Transformers movie that made her a star: “It’s like: Fuck – Fuck!” she says. “Every time that movie is playing on a plane, I pull my hat down like blinders.”

“I don’t want it to come off as a Lindsay Lohan vibe. You know?” she says. Then, with greater concern: “Are you going to push an ‘Is she a lesbian’ angle? Oh man, you are going to do that to me.…” She pauses. “Look, I’m not A Lesbian
I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.”

Well we don’t care if she goes Both Ways, in fact we think it’s Sexy!