Actor Verne “Mini Me” Troyer is launching launched his own  show. The show is tentively titled “Hollywood Midgets“.

Troyer Says: “It’s about being a dwarf in Hollywood”

The Love Guru “Mini Me“  Verne Troyer recently settled a lawsuit he filed against a porn broker over his Sex Tape with former girlfriend Ranae Shride.

Ohh… You Naughty – Naughty Mini Me! 

I Was Smitten

22-year-old 5′ 6″ aspiring actress Ranae Shrider says “Mini Sex” with the 39-year-old 2′ 8″ star Verne Troyer is actually Pretty Hot! Celeb Gossip Kings get the insinde scoop…

“For A Small Guy He’s Quite Well Endowed”

Here is an excerpt from an interview with News Of The World:

“I never imagined one day I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps, but as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn’t seem to matter.”

“(Mini) Sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work.

“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.

“On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”

“The whole thing was over in three minutes, but minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love Three Times In 20 Minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

Sounds Kinda Kinky!

Watch The >> Mini Me Sex Tape

The Love Guru “Mini Me“  Verne Troyer has settled a lawsuit he filed against a porn broker after the defendant agreed not distribute a Sex Tape depicting Troyer and a former girlfriend Ranae Shrider doing the Wild Thing “Mini Style”, court documents filed Friday show.

Troyer filed a $20 million lawsuit against porn broker Kevin Blatt, distributor SugarDVD and celebrity gossip Web site TMZ after snippets of the 50-minute tape were released last month.

Troyer want’s to make sure he gets a Piece Of The Action when Blatt and SugarDVD sell or distributing the tape.

Watch The >> Mini Me Sex Tape

Never one to be “Upstaged”, Paris Hilton was so pissed over the Mini Me Sex Video getting all the attention, she had her own “Shorty” Benji Madden Shave his head and called the Camera Crew.

Oops… Another Paris Hilton Nipple Slip (Yawn)

“Screw It” she was overheard to have said, we can make a much better Sex Video than that “Piece Of Trash”. Paris was reportedly so upset that she called to make an appointment with the Plastic Surgeon for a >> Boob Job (Warning: Contains Nudity)

Filed Under Too Weird!

Everybody’s favorite “Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a Hot Sex Tape that just hit The Net! Shot with his former live-in “Freak” at the couple’s Freak Show apartment.

TMZ Reported: “A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris Hilton Sex Video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.”