The voters turned out in massive numbers Tuesday to cast their ballots and in a Landslide Victory have elected Barack “Osama” Obama as the first black man in U.S. history win the White House.

Thanks For The Vote Suckers!

Fueled by his message of hope, change and promise, the American people overwhelming voted Obama in as the 44th President of the United States. Obama relaxed with a Blunt before making his Victory Speach to the extatic crowd of supporters in Chicago’s Grant Park.

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It’s Time For A Change!

The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of “Osama” Obama.

Charlize Theron Keeps A Breast Of The Issues

The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: “Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I’m backing Barack Obama“.

“There’s certain things about him that I find truly inspiring. After his speech on race, I emailed a few people I knew who are probably going to vote Republican and suggested that they really listen to that speech,” she added.

The actress makes not secret of her contempt for current commander-in-chief George Bush, and is rumored to have said “He’s A Jerk!” We hear Theron will be donating a percentage of all her Nipple Enhancer sales to the Obama Campaign!

Theron made no mention of Bammy’s alleged Crack Cocaine usage or his involvement in a Gay Sex Scandal.

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In an effort to spark some life into the fledging “Osama” Obama Campaign, our girl Oprah has decided to drop a couple of Bombs of her own!

Oprah Topless - Wooh -Them Some Big Hooters!

In an effort clearly aimed at Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate, who has been getting all the media attention lately, Oprah has come out in a big way to support her Bammy!

When asked her opinion about the Palin Hacked Yahoo Account, Oprah is rumored to have said “Hack This Bitch”!

Now.. Now.. Girls!

Osama Obama has done it this time, and let his guard down. So what speech writer wrote this crap? In a recent interview, Bammy stated John McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate was like putting Lipstick On A Pig.

Obama Calls Palin Lipstick On A Pig

So, was Bammy’s statement that McCain’s attempt to portray his campaign as the one that will reform Washington amounts to “putting lipstick on a pig” just an outrageous, sexist dig at Sarah Palin, as the McCain team says? Or was there more to it than that… Hmmm

Who knows, we say let the chips fall where they may! Bammy said it, take it for what it’s worth, he’s Running Scared and the Gloves Are Off. You can bet the Obama camp will any kind of ridiculous shit they can think of! At least he didn’t say Palin Is Worthless As Tits On A Hog!

Who would have imagined this Alaskan Hockey Mom – Sarah Palin, would be running for Vice President of the United States. This is a real life Cinderella Story, and our girl Sara is now all dressed up and ready to go to the Inaugural Ball.

Yes Sports Fans - Sarah Palin Has Boobs!

Sara Palin Shows Off Her Ball Gown!

We think she has what it takes to Go All The Way! Presidential candidate John McCain made one of the best moves he could ever make when he picked Palin as his running mate. This has put some real excitement in the McCain Campaign! Now only time will tell, but we may be looking at the next Vice President of the United States!

The “Osama” Obama camp is running scared, and we can see why. Bammy will have to pull out some heavy shit to compete with this! Maybe an Oprah Centerfold in Playboy (Get Hef on the phone!)

The National Enquirer has put a $100,000 bounty out on Sarah Palin’s Nipples. We think this is “Outrageous” these babies should be worth a lot more than that… of course, Celeb Gossip Kings have the Exclusive!

Sarah Palin Nipples!

John McCain Vice Presidential Running Mate Sarah Palin shows she has all the “Right Stuff”! (Any Boob can see that). We also believe in Tit for Tat, fair is fair, so we will be showing Nipple shots of Osama Obama’s running mate Oprah!

And as always, The-Deli will keep you a Breast of the latest political developments as they happen.

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