Paris Hilton Rips John McCain “The Old Geezer” and calls Obama a “Bubble Head”. She offers to run for the Presidency, with possible running mate Rihanna. (She has our Vote!)

Paris Takes A Stand On The Issues!

Paris Hilton For President!

Michael Jackson the Gay Pop Singer, (aka “Michael The Molestor”) is in Las Vegas recovering nicely from his latest Cosmetic Surgery, Breast Implants where he will be appearing at the upcoming VH1 Divas Live!

Celeb Gossip Kings hear that he used the same Plastic Surgeon Paris Hilton recommended for her upcoming Boob Job.

The new Rack doesn’t look too bad, but they could have made his Nipples a little Perkier. Oh well he can always get Charlize Theron Nipple Enhancers.

Never one to be “Upstaged”, Paris Hilton was so pissed over the Mini Me Sex Video getting all the attention, she had her own “Shorty” Benji Madden Shave his head and called the Camera Crew.

Oops… Another Paris Hilton Nipple Slip (Yawn)

“Screw It” she was overheard to have said, we can make a much better Sex Video than that “Piece Of Trash”. Paris was reportedly so upset that she called to make an appointment with the Plastic Surgeon for a >> Boob Job (Warning: Contains Nudity)

Filed Under Too Weird!

Everybody’s favorite “Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a Hot Sex Tape that just hit The Net! Shot with his former live-in “Freak” at the couple’s Freak Show apartment.

TMZ Reported: “A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris Hilton Sex Video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.”

Hey everybody’s “Doing It” says Paris Hilton, who hates to be Upstaged, gives Going Green a whole new meaning.

She loves “Smoking Weed”!

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Who had their Shoe Lines first… Jessica or Paris Hilton?

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Former :Mystery Butt Of The Week” Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Assets for the Camera, oh and what a beautiful Ass it is! Watch this revealing Video Clip!

When Celeb Gossip Kings asked Kardashian if she still Mortal Enemies with Paris Hilton, we got “No Comment”.

In what may be a publicity stunt, Paris Hilton announced plans to marry her new boyfriend of a month and a half, Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden. No official date has been set yet, Paris will join Madden when his band kicks off an international tour next week in South Africa.

Madden has his own clothing line with twin brother Joel. Not to be outdone by her arch rival Jessica Simpson, Hilton has started her own line of Shoes and Boots

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