A crazed fan of Lindsay Lohan was arrested early on Wednesday after pushing past a nightclub security guard and trying to grab the 22 year old actress, police said.

Phoenix resident Daniel Patrick Combs, 38, lunged at Lohan and her “Man” Sam Ronson, outside Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona, police said in a statement. Hey Dude – didn’t you get the memo- she ain’t interested in men …

Combs was detained for a time and later released after being booked on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge. Police say our favorite Lesbians, Lohan and  Ronson were trying to leave the Jackrabbit Lounge nightclub and security guards were trying to hold back the crowd.

“The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’ ” the club’s owner, Dan Wierck, told a local ABC affiliate.

The bouncers told police that’s when the 38-year-old fan tried to get around them, pushed one of the guards and became disruptive. Just take one look at this guy and you can tell he’s a Total Moron!

A former contestant on hit US TV show “American Idol” was found dead outside the Los Angeles home of 46 year old Grammy Award winning singer Paula Abdul.

Paula Abdul Stalker Suicide

What appears to have been an obsessed fan of judge Paula Abdul has been found dead of an apparent suicide near the pop star’s home.

Police said they discovered the body of Paula Goodspeed, 30, in a car near Abdul’s Los Angeles home on Tuesday night.

“It appears to be a suicide by overdose [Drugs],” said Detective Robert Bub of the Los Angeles Police Department.

Abdul said in a statement that she was “deeply shocked and saddened” by Goodspeed’s death, and that her “heart and prayers go out to her family.”

Paula Abdul Naked (Trust me, you don’t want to see this)

Last week, Naomi Campbell Pled Guilty to charges stemming from a Temper Tantrum she threw abroad a British Airways flight. Now she is turning the tables on the airline.

Campbell’s fit included yelling, swearing, spitting, and flailing her arms and legs at BA Employees, as well as the Police, who responded to the disturbance and removed her from the flight… All because her baggage was lost.

Now Campbell is claiming that one of the airline’s Employees made a racist comment towards her, which set her off. BA has dismissed the claim as BS.

Come on, Naomi. Using the temporary insanity plea to get out of 200 hours of community service is ridiculous. She probably just didn’t want to break a nail!