Craigs List Hookers

Craigs List Hookers are now going to be regulated (Bummer). Leading the charge to shut down illegal sex-for-hire ads is Washington state Attorney General Rob McKenna and his counterparts in 39 states announced an agreement Thursday with Craigslist.com in which the company adopted new policies.

Craigs List Hookers

Under the new agreement, the free classified ad site will require Hookers who post ads under “erotic services” to provide a working phone number and pay a fee using a valid credit card.

When asked her opinion about the new Craiglist regulations a Hooker who calls herself “Candy” was quoted as saying “This Totally Sucks!” - it sounds Political to us.

Obama Running Scared

The “Osama” Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.

Palin Says Stick It Bammy

Stick It You Know Where Bammy!

Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and distractions to the American people.

Palin is one tough cookie, and has told Obama and his Goons, to Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine. (And some of them may actually like it!)

We Say – Way To Go Girl!

Obama Gay Sex & Drugs Scandal >> Barack On Crack

Palin Strikes Back

In response to Oprah refusing to have her on the show, Sarah Palin says she wouldn’t mind one more Moose Head trophy on the wall!

Sarah Palin Moose Hunt

Sarah Palin Moose Hunt!

Sarah Palin likes  a good Moose Hunt, and she has no problem gutting them and making Moose Burgers out of them!

The TV Talk Show host Winfrey wouldn’t stand a chance against this Rough and Tough lady.

Should Oprah be scared… When asked about Palin’s love for Moose Hunting John McCain’s people could not be reached for comment.

Oprah Hates Palin

Oprah has refused to have Sarah Palin on her show – saying she had no interest in sharing her TV couch with the popular Alaska Governor.

OprAH - Palin

Bitch Aint Comin On My Show!

The daytime-TV talk queen said it was highly unlikely she’d have the self-proclaimed “hockey mom” appear alongside her.

There have been rumors that Winfrey, who appeared at the Democratic convention in Denver last month, may be considered as Osama Obama’s Vice Presidential Running Mate.

She threw her support behind Obama last year – the first time she had ever made such a public endorsement of a political candidate. She and Obama have appeared together, drawing huge crowds in December in New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina.

We think Oprah is just jealous, as Sara Palin is John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate!

Sarah Palin The Snow Queen

Wow talk about a Hot Promotion, 44 year old Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is the new Poster Girl for the Alaskan Tourism Department.

 Sarah Palin Naked

Sarah Palin Gets Naked To Promote Tourism!

Palin is personally responsible for much of the Heavy Drilling and Laying Pipe in Alaska today.

She jump started the pipeline project, which really has the potential to benefit the state,” said Larry Ross, an economics professor at the University of Alaska.

We can see why the McCain camp has Pushed Hard to get her on board. We thinks is a good move. Rumor has it “Osama” Obama is scared!

Obama Picks Oprah As Running Mate

In a suprise move Barack “Osama” Obama in his acceptance speech announced that Oprah will be his Vice Presidential Running Mate in the Presidential Campaign. Oprah, who was moved to tears, promised to share the love she has for her Fans with all Americans.

 Obama and Oprah

Obama And Oprah “The Dream Team”

Oprah, who has also promised to Dump Dr Phil has reportedly offered the job to Obama. Obama may consider the offer, and use the Oprah show as a platform for his Change Policy, (whatever that is).

Looks like Oprah is off the weight loss drugs, as she appeared a little chubby at the Democratic Convention. Maybe she should go back to Jenny Craig!

 

George Bush Olympic Sex Scandal

President George W. Bush was seen getting pretty friendly with U.S. Women’s Beach Volleyball team players Misty May-Treanor, and Kerri Walsh while visiting the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Grounds at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing yesterday.

George W. Bush Beijing Sex Scandal

“How About We Go Back To My Room For A 3-Some Girls?”

Immediately the Rumors were flying on the internet that there was some Hanky Panky going on. Celeb Gossip Kings decided to investigate.

George Bush Olympic Sex Scandal

“Yeah…Too Bad You’re Not Gettin Any!”

Looks can be deceiving, as sources told The-Deli that the girls were overheard to have said: “Yuck- Ishhh – No Way We Would Do That Old Fart!” - (Way To Go Girls)

John McCain Drops Dead

Chuck Berry Tells McCain “Drop Dead”

The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.

Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”

Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.

“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”

It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly Uses Crack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!