Kirsten Dunst Rehab Sucks

26 year old Golden Globe nominated Actress Kirsten Dunst who recently got out of Rehab, talks about her experience. Dunst was at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah earlier this year, saying that she sought help for depression, not for Drugs or Alcohol Abuse. (Yeah Right!)

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Kirsten-Dunst-Topless

Rumor has it Dunst was acting bizarre and would just take off her clothes anywhere, anytime. A source close to Dunst said “She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in and she was acting really erratic.”

“She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She’s not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

There was no mention of any specific Drugs, but we would guess it may have been Cocaine and Weed (What Else).

Dunst was in good company, Eva Mendes, who also likes to run around Naked, is currently at Cirque undergoing rehab. our favorite Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora were also former patients there.

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Duchovny Sex Addict Stalker

Actor David Duchovny, who recently went in to Rehab for Sex Addiction, was seen out on the beach with No Pants trying to lure young girls (guys?) into his car.

 David Duchovny Sex Addict

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‘I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction.  I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.’

Looks like the Duke of Dick can’t seem to keep it in his Trousers! Maybe he needs Drugs or Electro Shock Therapy (Saltpeter?)

Lindsay Logan Back On Booze And Drugs

Michael Lohan (Dad) Is Pissed!

It appears our favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan, has fallen off the wagon and is back on the Booze again. This report comes from her dad Michael Lohan.

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Fresh Out Of Rehab – Lindsay Lohan Drunk Again!

“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself” says Michael.

It’s All Sam’s Fault!

Then Michael Lohan went on to say, “Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”

It’s rumored that Lohan was seen snorting Cocaine in the bathroom of a local club, although we could not confirm or deny this report!

Billy Ray Cyrus Accused of Being a Bad Father

About a month ago, we reported that Miley Cyrus posed Nude for the June issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, was questioned on the Today Show about letting his fifteen year old daughter take off her clothes. He insisted that he wasn’t present when his little girl was stripped down and covered with only a sheet during the photo shoot.

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Billy Ray went on to say that Miley’s publicist was present (which obviously is just as good as a parent). We, at The Deli, think that Mr. Cyrus couldn’t really care how his daughter is whored out to the entertainment world, as long as she brings home enough money for him to buy another bottle of Wild Turkey.

Anybody want to bet on how long it will be before Miley ends up in Rehab?