You just can’t make this stuff up… Rumor has it that Pamela Anderson (The Queen Of Big Tits) is dating Michael “The Molester” Jackson (The King Of Pop). Now there’s a weird couple for you.

Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson

It appears that Jackson has been on a string of dates with Anderson and the two have been secretly meeting in Malibu. Sources told Celeb Gossip Kings that:  “They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

“They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. He seemed genuinely interested in Pamela,” the source said.

Has Jackson lost his taste for young boys.. or is he actually just after her son Dylan Jagger, 10!

While news of Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbo Affair with Samantha Ronson is still big news rumor has it the actress is already Cheating with ex-love “Calum Best”. The former stud has come down to LA for his new TV show, ‘Calum: The Best Is Yet To Come’ and is reportedly sending sexy text messages to Lindsay.

They have been involved twice already but remained friends after the Break Up, and now with Calum back in town, the Rumors Are Flying. “Calum can’t wait to see Linds – whenever they meet they always seem to Get It On,” The Mirror quoted a source, as saying. “Lindsay couldn’t get enough of his bedroom antics.” The Lesbian thing is cool but looks like she may miss getting the “Real Thing”.

Does this mean it’s over for the Lesbo Kittens? Only time will tell…

In order to “Stimulate” business in face of “Stiff” competition in the Shipping industry Brown is trying out some New Uniforms. Now I would want to be home to Personally accept this Delivery!

 I’ve Got Your Package!

The Times They Are A Changin!

Looking to dispel Rumors that he is tied to Muslim Terrorists, “Osama” Obama has set his sights on a Jewish Running Mate. He announced he will ask Bob Dylan to be his VP.

Hey Mr Tambourine Man -

Dylan was quotes as saying: ”He’s [Obama] redefining what a politician is, so we’ll have to see how things play out. “Am I hopeful? Yes, I’m hopeful that things might change. Some things are going to have to.”

While recently the spotlight has been on George Bush for allegedly snorting Cocaine, Obama’s Drug Usage and Gay Affairs were not mentioned.

Our Boy Billy Clinton’s At It Again

The Former Prez Bill Clinton was busted by Vanity Fair Magazine for his Affair with Actress Gena Girshon. Clinton has denied the Rumors.

Can’t say we can blame you Billy Boy, oooh there’s just something Sexy about those Lips!

Clinton Was Pissed! He lashed out at journalist Todd Purdum of Vanity Fair magazine. Three of the words Clinton used that we can repeat here are “sleazy,” “dishonest” and “slimy” claiming it’s a “hatchet job“!

“President Clinton was understandably upset about an outrageously unfair article,” said Jay Carson, a spokesman for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. Of course Hillary has her own problems with the Huma Abedin Lesbian Scandal.

Gee Whiz, We haven’t had this much fun since Monica Lewinsky forgot to Swallow!

The former Prez has also been Rumored to have been banging Canadian Beauty Belinda Stronach. Hey not bad for an Old Guy.

Way To Go Bill!

Belinda Stronach – Yeah Baby!

Singer Amy Winehouse Crack Head boyfriend Alex Haines has been kicked out of her “Metropolitan Management” team. He has been caught on film smoking Crack.

A source revealed that: “There’s no mistaking from looking at the film that he was taking drugs. “Gee, What A Shocker!

Winehouse who was desperate for a hit, was apparently so shook up that she locked herself up in a secluded room with an 8-Ball and a new Pipe.

Winehouse has been banging the Howdie Doodie Boy while her Husband “Blake Incarcerated!” is doin’ a stretch in the Slammer.

Celeb Gossip Kings caught up with Hot Hunk Matthew McConaughey is back in LA after shooting was suspended on his latest film Fool’s Gold due to a dangerous species of jellyfish along the Queensland coast. Looksd like he will have to do surfing on the LA beaches instead.

Surfs Up Ladies

With Brazillian Girlfriend Camila Alves
(Rumor has it they are expecting)

Rumor has it pop singer Britney Spears Shocked the judge at the hearing for her custody battle with ex-husband, Kevin Federline, by wearing a slinky black outfit, and Celeb Gossip Kings have the Exclusive Photos!

The Judge then granted Spears more time with their two sons after he praised her for having such a great taste in clothes. Way to go Brit!