A crazed fan of Lindsay Lohan was arrested early on Wednesday after pushing past a nightclub security guard and trying to grab the 22 year old actress, police said.

Phoenix resident Daniel Patrick Combs, 38, lunged at Lohan and her “Man” Sam Ronson, outside Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona, police said in a statement. Hey Dude – didn’t you get the memo- she ain’t interested in men …

Combs was detained for a time and later released after being booked on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge. Police say our favorite Lesbians, Lohan and  Ronson were trying to leave the Jackrabbit Lounge nightclub and security guards were trying to hold back the crowd.

“The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’ ” the club’s owner, Dan Wierck, told a local ABC affiliate.

The bouncers told police that’s when the 38-year-old fan tried to get around them, pushed one of the guards and became disruptive. Just take one look at this guy and you can tell he’s a Total Moron!

Our favorite Lesbian Couple – Lindsay Lohan and her man Samantha Ronson having some Halloween fun at Disneyland. Love the hats!

Samantha Ronson – Lindsay Lohan

Our favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan told the British edition of Marie Claire (UK) that she wants to be a mother someday, so she’s going to pull an Angelina Jolie.

Ooh Mama ... Lindsay Lohan Boobs

Lohan and her Man Samantha Ronson have a bulldog named Cadillac… but “At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well,” she says. “A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”  Her Breasts swell, and Nipples stiffen when she talks about this…

“Lindsay told Sam that she’s been feeling more and more maternal in the past few months and she wants to get pregnant,” an inside source revealed. “Sam was completely overjoyed, because starting a family with Lindsay is a dream come true for her.”

Talking about her star tattoo on her hand, she says, (Her Man) “Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. (a little heart ) And she got this…”

Yes she is in love and wants to have a baby, “Um, people can think what they want. I’m really happy, and that’s all that matters.” We think she would make a good Mommy!

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Actress Lindsay Lohan and her Man Samantha Ronson  get an early start on their Honeymoon. The 2 Lesbian Lovebirds, who are rumored to be engaged, enjoy some fun in the sun in Los Cabos, Mexico.

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Beach Party!

You couldn’t make this crazy stuff up…

Never a dull moment in the life of our favorite 22 year old Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan says is said to be “terrified” her 48-year-old father will harm her. She says dad “Michael Lohan” should be “On Drugs” to stop him publicly shaming her (and acting like a complete bozo).

Lindsay and "Daddy Dearest" Michael Lohan!

A source close to the Lesbo star said: “Lindsay is going to take out a Restraining Order against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”

It’s really no big suprise as Lohans parents are slightly whacked anyway. Michael – who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina Lohan (Who is a Total Nut Job) – has also driven away the rest of his family with his behavior and attitude.

Sources said: “Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”

Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”

Lohans Lesbian partner Samantha Ronson, who looks like she (He?) has a lot of experience being On Drugs,  has offered to hook him up with some Good Shit!

Michael Lohan (Dad) Is Pissed!

It appears our favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan, has fallen off the wagon and is back on the Booze again. This report comes from her dad Michael Lohan.

Fresh Out Of Rehab – Lindsay Lohan Drunk Again!

“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself” says Michael.

It’s All Sam’s Fault!

Then Michael Lohan went on to say, “Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”

It’s rumored that Lohan was seen snorting Cocaine in the bathroom of a local club, although we could not confirm or deny this report!

Lesbian Lovers Lindsay Lohan and her man Sam(antha) Ronson have matching Black Heart tattoos on their left hands. How Romantic!

My Heart Belongs To Sammy!

Love is in bloom for our favorite Lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and her man Samantha Ronson. 

Lesbian Love – “It’s A Beautiful Thing”

People Magazine reported: “It was a romantic day of shopping, dining and partying in New York City for inseparable duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

The couple’s busy July 28 included a trip to Chanel in SoHo, a late lunch at Bar Pitti and a romantic dinner at Gemma Restaurant.

Holding hands and gazing into each other eyes, the couple dined in a cozy, candlelit corner table at Gemma late Monday evening. The two looked quite happy, sitting next to each other as they chatted and laughed in a dark corner of the popular restaurant alongside Ronson’s brother Mark and a male friend.

After Gemma, Lohan and Ronson continued the party at the Bowery Hotel’s patio bar. Wearing a sky blue T-shirt, white jeans and one of her trademark straw fedoras, Ronson doted on Lohan, often putting her arm around her and laughing with the actress while more friends joined the couple.

They left shortly after midnight, with Lohan toting a Chanel-quilted purse and Ronson following in close pursuit.”