U2 Lead Singer 48 year old Bono (Sir Paul Hewson) was seen at the beach in St Tropez a couple of 19 year old groupies, American fashion student Andrea Feick and her British friend Hannah Emerson.

Bono Has A 3-Some

Shocking Sex Scandal, hardly, just one of the perks of being a rich and famous Rock and Roll Star, you get all the Pretty Girls! So what does his wife (of 15 years) Ali think about all this. Oh well, it’s just another day, she knows her man will be coming home!

Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!

Just Don't Let Hillary Know!

McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!

The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!

So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?

The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of “Osama” Obama.

Charlize Theron Keeps A Breast Of The Issues

The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: “Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I’m backing Barack Obama“.

“There’s certain things about him that I find truly inspiring. After his speech on race, I emailed a few people I knew who are probably going to vote Republican and suggested that they really listen to that speech,” she added.

The actress makes not secret of her contempt for current commander-in-chief George Bush, and is rumored to have said “He’s A Jerk!” We hear Theron will be donating a percentage of all her Nipple Enhancer sales to the Obama Campaign!

Theron made no mention of Bammy’s alleged Crack Cocaine usage or his involvement in a Gay Sex Scandal.

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38 year old Actress Cameron Diaz is the Hottest Star in Hollywood right now. But things were not always so bright, and as many young aspiring actors/actresses do to survive, Diaz stared in some low budget soft core porn movies.

Cameron Diaz Shocking Sex Video!

When she became successful Diaz sued successfully to stop the publication of bondage-themed nude photos taken of her before she became famous. This video is from those early days.

President George W. Bush was seen getting pretty friendly with U.S. Women’s Beach Volleyball team players Misty May-Treanor, and Kerri Walsh while visiting the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Grounds at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing yesterday.

“How About We Go Back To My Room For A 3-Some Girls?”

Immediately the Rumors were flying on the internet that there was some Hanky Panky going on. Celeb Gossip Kings decided to investigate.

“Yeah…Too Bad You’re Not Gettin Any!”

Looks can be deceiving, as sources told The-Deli that the girls were overheard to have said: “Yuck- Ishhh – No Way We Would Do That Old Fart!” - (Way To Go Girls)

Senator John Edwards, possible Vice Presidential running rate of “Osama” Obama, has finally admitted he had an affair with his Baby Mama, Rielle Hunter.

“He Couldn’t Keep It In His Trousers!”

 Edwards says it’s “Not Mine” – Hunter says “It’s His”
It’s a classic He Said – She Said!

Edwards released the following statement:

In 2006, I made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs.  I recognized my mistake and I told my wife that I had a liaison with another woman, and I asked for her forgiveness.  Although I was honest in every painful detail with my family, I did not tell the public. When a supermarket tabloid told a version of the story, I used the fact that the story contained many falsities to deny it.  But being 99% honest is no longer enough.

I was and am ashamed of my conduct and choices, and I had hoped that it would never become public. With my family, I took responsibility for my actions in 2006 and today I take full responsibility publicly. But that misconduct took place for a short period in 2006. It ended then. I am and have been willing to take any test necessary to establish the fact that I am not the father of any baby, and I am truly hopeful that a test will be done so this fact can be definitively established.  I only know that the apparent father has said publicly that he is the father of  the baby.  I also have not been engaged in any activity of any description that requested, agreed to or supported payments of any kind to the woman or to the apparent father of the baby.

It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry.  In the course of several campaigns, I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.  If you want to beat me up — feel free.  You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself.  I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help.

I have given a complete interview on this matter and having done so, will have nothing more to say.

Shocking Nude Photos of Ann Hathaway have surfaced on the Internet. They were taken by her Sleazebag boyfriend Italian property developer Raffaelo Follieri. The photos were discovered in her private journals that were confiscated during an FBI Raid of Raffaelo’s apartment.

“We had Sex next to a roaring fire of hundred dollar bills”

Raffaelo who was arrested recently trying to pass a bad check for $250,000. and who reportedly embezzled $1.3 million in business funds to support his extremely lavish lifestyle, is trying to sell them to the highest bidder. He has to raise money for his legal fees.

Follieri is also under investigation by New York state attorney general Andrew Cuomo who is looking into Raffaello’s charity foundation after learning he’s not properly disclosing tax information.

Virginia Mokgobo, 28, the head mistress at Oprah Winfrey’s school in South Africa has pleaded not guilty to charges of sexually abusing students.

Mokgobo who ran the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy near Johannesburg, was arrested after six teenage alleged victims swore a complaint.

The Pervert Mokgobo was charged with assault, indecent assault and soliciting under-age girls to perform indecent acts.

Oprah could not be reached for comment.