After getting a severe Ass Whipping by the critics for her latest roll in Australia, 41 year old actress Nichole Kidman says she will call it quits. Kidman says she’s leaving Hollywood to focus on raising her family.
Nichole Kidman – Hugh Jackman
The film with People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Hugh Jackman was blasted by the critics. In the film, the Australian actress plays the part of Lady Sarah Astley in (An unforgiving role, as she is required to portray a class-bound English aristocrat who succumbs to the charms of a rough Aussie drover, played by reigning hunk Hugh Jackman.)
Melanie Reid – The Times of London the movie has one huge problem: “Kidman is exquisitely accomplished at being awful. Did anyone see Cold Mountain? The sweeping American epic (note: another epic) foundered on the rocks of her gormless mirror-gaze. She can’t act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I’m-looking-interesting blue eyes.”
Michael Phillips – Chicago Tribune the actress is “a brittle little snip just asking to be knocked off her pedestal. (Think Katharine Hepburn in The African Queen, without the facial expressivity.”
Nick Curtis – London Evening Standard “Sarah is not so much a character as a showcase for Kidman’s worst acting tics, all her prissy pouts and expressions of Botoxed startlement. And despite a wardrobe designed to offset her Barbie-perfect bosom, bottom and ironing-board hips, she has mutated into a curiously sexless screen presence.”
Germaine Greer – The Guardian “The scale of the disaster that is Baz Luhrmann’s Australia is gradually becoming apparent. When the film was released in Australia in November it found the odd champion, none more conspicuous than Marcia Langton, professor of Australian indigenous studies at Melbourne University, who frothed and foamed in the Age newspaper about this ‘fabulous, hyperbolic film.’ Luhrmann has ‘given Australians a new past,’ she gushed, “a myth of national origin that is disturbing, thrilling, heartbreaking, hilarious and touching”. Myths are by definition untrue. Langton knows the truth about the northern cattle industry but evidently sees as her duty to ignore it, and welcome a fraudulent and misleading fantasy in its place, possibly because the fantasy is designed to promote the current government policy of reconciliation, of which she is a chief proponent.”
We think Nichole could have shown a little more “Skin” (Tits & Ass).
A Red Hot new actress has popped up on our radar, 29 year old Monica Keena. She stars in the new “Night of the Demons” remake, along with another Celeb Gossip Kings Featured Hottie, Diora Baird.
Monica Keena Topless!
The film by Writer-Director Adam Gierasch, also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Bobbi Sue Luther, Jonathan Beach, Michael Copon, Tiffany Shepis and Edward Furlong.
Although she has been around for a few years we thing she really is going to become a Super Star! We expect to see great things from Monica like …
Rumor has it Jessica Alba will be featured on the prestigious 2009 Campari Calendar, which last years calendar featured Eva Mendes. Celeb Gossip Kings have obtained this Sexy Photo from the super-secret photo shoot.
Jessica Alba Topless
Representatives for Alba have yet denied or clarified the report. There is also no comment just yet from Campari. Though so, it has been claimed that Alba will make a red carpet appearance at a special invitation-only event set for December 2 later this year in Milan, which is held to mark the 10th anniversary of Campari Calendar.
Is 25 year old Acrtess / Model Diora Baird more than just a set of Big Tits? Despite her 36 DDBreasts, Baird want to be taken seriously. The former Guess? Model shows off her talents in the latest spoof film Stan Helsing by Scary Movie producer Bo Zenga.
Diora Baird – Serious Talent!
We agree, she has more than just Big Boobs, with her pivotal roles in provocative films, Wedding Crashers and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Baird proves she is a talented actress!
WARNING Contains Nudity
Check Out The Real Deal >> Diora Baird Naked
5′ 10″ tall, 29 year old Ukranian Actress Olga Kurylenko is heating up the screen as the latest Bond Girl in the new James Bond epic “Quantum of Solace“.
Olga Kurylenko Is Hot!
Quantum of Solace is the 22nd James Bond film by EON Productions, released in the United Kingdom on 31 October 2008 and starts in North America on 14 (Tomorrow).
Kurylenko stars along side 50 year old English Actor Daniel Craig in this direct sequel to the 2006 classic Casino Royale.
As a new feature at The Deli, Mystery Butt Monday lets you start your week off right. Nothing better than a little Smokin Hot Ass to start your day out right!
Mystery Butt Monday!
So, who does this incredible Mystery Butt belong to? Hint: She has sold over 60 MIllion Albums worldwide, and admits to having an Oral Fixation…
Now I admit this feature has been mostly for Men (or Lesbians), But don’t worry ladies (or gay guys), we will have Hot Ass Dudes for you too!
TV actress, 45 year old Lisa Rinna says likes to Shoot Up. The SoapNet host who recently competed in the second season of Dancing with the Stars talks about cosmetic beauty secrets of the Hollywood stars.
Lisa Rinna Looking Hot (Nice Boobs!)
“We all know everyone does it!” Rinna said, “We go on Jenny Craig and do all these things to change ourselves, so why can’t we get a little filler?”
She admits that she have gone overboard with her use of the drug Juvéderm, an InjectableWrinkle Filler, (Does she use it on her Breasts?) and wants to caution her fans to think twice before they seek out a quick beauty fix.
“I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh,’” Rinna admitted. “You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!” That’s OK Lisa we like it!
There’s a new Guitar Hero in town. The 35 year old Super ModelHeidi Klum provides the Tits-n-Ass for a new Guitar Hero Promotion. In the Tom Cruise “Risky Business” tradition this video Rocks!
