There’s a new Guitar Hero in town. The 35 year old Super Model Heidi Klum provides the Tits-n-Ass for a new Guitar Hero Promotion. In the Tom Cruise “Risky Business” tradition this video Rocks!
That’s Rock And Roll – Bob Seeger Would Be Proud!
Heidi Klum Guitar Hero
November 5th, 2008 — Bob Seeger, Celebs, Guitars, Heidi Klum, Models, Rock And Roll, Tom Cruise
Tropic Thunder Knocks Off Dark Night
August 19th, 2008 — Ben Stiller, Celebs, Christian Bale, Jack Black, Movies, Robert Downey Jr, Tom Cruise
The phenomenal Batman run at the Top is finally over for Christian Bale and company. After dominating the Box Office for 4 straight weeks, the Paramount-DreamWorks comedy “” — with Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Tom Cruise — debuted at No. 1 with $26 million, bumping “The Dark Knight” back to second place.
Tropic Thunder #1 Box Office Hit!
Tom Crusie Kicks Mother To The Curb
August 4th, 2008 — Celeb Gossip, Celeb Photos, Celebs, Gay, Katie Holmes
Actor (Suspected Gay) Tom Cruise kicked his mom out of the house! He put her literally out on the street and cut her off.
Get Out And Take Cass With You!
Cruise’s mom Mary Lee South and his sister Cass have been living with the Hollywood actor at his mansion in Beverly Hills in California since his divorce from Nicole Kidman in 2001.
Cruise is a Mommas Boy and would never have done it, but he said his wife Katie Holmes forced him to do it! (That Bitch!)
Celeb UCLA Medical Records Stolen
June 10th, 2008 — Celeb Photos, Celebs, Farrah Fawcett, Gossip, Paula Abdul, Tom Cruise
Stolen Hospital Records Sold To National Enquirer
Sources have revealed an employee from the UCLA Medical Center was indicted after selling several several Celeb’s confidential Medical Records to the National Enquirer.
The stolen records included Farrah Fawcett, Tom Cruise, and Paula Abdul, as well as an undisclosed list of other celebrities whose personal hospital documents may have been compromised.
The National Enquirer who denied the claims could not be reached for comment.
Tom and Katie host a Housewarming Extravaganza
June 1st, 2008 — Brooke Shields, Celeb Photos, Celebs, Katie Holmes, Kirstie Alley, Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah Winfrey, Party, Scientology, Tobey Maguire, Tom Cruise, Wolfgang Puck
On Saturday night, May 31st, Hollywood’s favorite brainwashed couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, threw themselves a housewarming party at their 1.3 acre, $35 million estate in Beverly Hills. They purchased the estate last year. The star studded guest list included asshats such as Brooke Shields, Kirstie Alley, Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah Winfrey, and Tobey Maguire.Guests were told to dress in cocktail attire. They were treated to appetizers, catered by Wolfgang Puck, as well as cocktails and Scientology propaganda. All while lounging on plush, white couches.
In this photo, you can see that Tom Cruise is not only bat shit crazy, but he also mixed up the invitation to his own party with an invitation to Don Johnson’s Annual Miami Vice convention. How embarrassing.
In this photo, you can see Tom holding Katie close, trying to convince the world that he is not a flaming fruit cake.
Sounds like a craptastic evening!
