Clint Eastwood Angelina Jolie New York

Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie were at the New York Film Festival for the premier of his new film Changeling. Eastwood watched  Jolie walk the red carpet amid explosions of flashbulbs and breathless reporters. “It’s a phenomenon. She just gathers attention. … If I ever run for office, she could be my VP,” he joked.

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Clint Eastwood Checks Out Angelina Jolie's Boobs!

Hey, he may be old but he’s still a Man, (Viagra Helps!)

Changeling Opens Oct. 24

John McCain Drops Dead

Chuck Berry Tells McCain “Drop Dead”

The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.

Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”

Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.

“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”

It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly Uses Crack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!

Hugh Heffner Still Gets It Up

Here’s another old All American Bozo, that’s still going Strong at 82 Hugh Hefner the Playboy Pajama Prince still getting it on. How does he do it? Lots of Viagra!

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“OK Girls The Viagra’s Kicking In”

Now with his demise of his Reality TV Show Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door, what’s next for the aging King Of The Playboys

Celeb Gossip Kings have learned that Hef has secured the Crypt next to Marlyn Monroe, at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery, and plans to start a new Reality TV show, “Sex From The Crypt“. Sounds exciting Hef!

(Thanks to Hef for contributing this weeks Mystery Butt!)