The voters turned out in massive numbers Tuesday to cast their ballots and in a Landslide Victory have elected Barack “Osama” Obama as the first black man in U.S. history win the White House.

Thanks For The Vote Suckers!

Fueled by his message of hope, change and promise, the American people overwhelming voted Obama in as the 44th President of the United States. Obama relaxed with a Blunt before making his Victory Speach to the extatic crowd of supporters in Chicago’s Grant Park.

Rap Star Lil Wayne “Weezy” was busted Monday in Atlanta on charges of possession of Weed and Drugs, according of the arrest report obtained by MTV. Meanwhile the Rapper had to go to Court on Weapons Charges.

Lil Wayne Only Smokes Dro!

His personal assistant, and professional dope runner, Terry Bourgeois,  “Bourgie Nigga” who was called to testify said: “because this ain’t even about just the guns. He be doin drugs on that bus and everything.”

Bourgie went on to say: “This nigga Wayne be havin weed all the time… and he don’t smoke no regular weed. He smoke that shit that’s close to heroin as possible. That’s how he ask for it. He say “go get me the closest shit to heroin as possible.”

Bourgeois went on to reveal the rapper only smokes ‘dro’ and then explained that the name is short for, ‘hydroponically grown’ pot.

Apparently a religious man, Weezy sat ‘head in hands’ mumbling Awww, God. The defense is trying to get the case tossed on the grounds of unlawful search. So is this case about Weapons or Drugs?

Actor 67 year old Nick Nolte narowly escaped a fire that burned his Malibu home to the ground yesterday The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department says the actor slightly cut his hand when he jumped out a window.

Nick Nolte Escapes Fire

Nolte was rumored to be Smoking Weed in the living room when the fire erupted, although they are calling it an Electrical Fire (Yeah Right!).

The fire is said to have caused about $3 million in total damage, half of it structural damage and half damage to the contents of the home, including “collectibles, artwork, the furniture, and some damn fine Weed!”

Nolte’s latest film is “Tropic Thunder” with Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr.

26 year old Golden Globe nominated Actress Kirsten Dunst who recently got out of Rehab, talks about her experience. Dunst was at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah earlier this year, saying that she sought help for depression, not for Drugs or Alcohol Abuse. (Yeah Right!)

Kirsten-Dunst-Topless

Rumor has it Dunst was acting bizarre and would just take off her clothes anywhere, anytime. A source close to Dunst said “She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in and she was acting really erratic.”

“She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She’s not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

There was no mention of any specific Drugs, but we would guess it may have been Cocaine and Weed (What Else).

Dunst was in good company, Eva Mendes, who also likes to run around Naked, is currently at Cirque undergoing rehab. our favorite Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora were also former patients there.

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It seems to never end for Rapper / Actor DMX, who was extradited from Florida yesterday by authorities sent back to Jail In Arizona on an outstanding warrant.

 DMX Back In Jail In Arizona

 The rapper recently plead Guilty In Miami to Drug Possession for Cocaine and Weed, and sentenced to time served and fined. Officials in Arizona then had 15 business days to obtain DMX or he would have been able to leave the state of Florida on OR (own recognizance).

DMX is facing 11 charges of animal cruelty and Drug Possession in Arizona and is currently being held on a $25,000 bond.

Actor/Rapper DMX aka Earl Simmons, 37, pleaded guilty to Cocaine and Weed possession, and was sentenced to time served. He now faces extradition to Arizona.

DMX Celebrates With His Homie’s! 

Attorney Bradford Cohen stated DMX will remain in custody until Arizona picked up on drugs and animal cruelty charges there.  Cohen admitted if he hadn’t copped a plea, DMX would have to sit out his time in a Miami slammer until a trail date in October.

“Cheech & Chong Light Up America “

70’s Comedy Team Cheech And Chong (Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong) announced their first comedy tour in 25 years. The tour will hit 22 cities in the United States starting with Philadelphia on September 12 and ending in Denver, Colorado, on December 20.

“This is a moment that I’ve been looking forward to for many, many years because we have such a legacy and history together that we couldn’t escape it, even if we tried,” Chong told reporters while he lit up a joint.

Snoop Dog, who has always idolized the 70’s Pot Head Duo has offered to join the tour and supply the Weed!

Atlanta Bad Boy Rapper “Lil Scrappy”, (Darryl Richardson), was injured Friday night in a stabbing in DeKalb County.

Scrappy got the call from his sister who was in a fight with her boyfriend. He went over to Kick Some Ass and got himself Stabbed Up. When the cops showed up Scrappy forgot he had Weed in his pocket. He was arrested for felony Weed and Weapons possession. He was also charged with a misdemeanor obstruction of police officers and battery.

Scrappy has been released from a Georgia prison on a $1,500 bond